KFC Doubles Down to Dispel Any Rumors That Their Food is Good for You

Bringing it back to the States and giving a nod to randomness, I present to you the latest creation from KFC's brain trust: The Double Down. For those Americans out there who are eating away their worries in these troubled times, KFC is here to help. And, of course, if you are watching your pseudo-depression era waistline, there is a grilled version. My love for bacon is no secret, but I must confess that I do hope one day soon The Double Down will make this illustrious list of genius fast food creations. Thanks to The Consumerist for keeping us informed of the marvels of modern American fast cuisine.

Super Bowl Bacon Cheese Turtleburger

The newcomer to the zoo that is bacon-centric food experiments - please give a round of applause for the Bacon Cheese Turtleburger. Created the day the Saints made their first appearance at the big dance, these little guys are sure to be a fan favorite. Who doesn't love a lot of meat on Super Bowl Sunday?

Handmade ground beef patties are topped with sharp cheddar cheese and then wrapped in a bacon weave before the Hebrew Nationals are inserted as the heads, legs and tails. Place them on a rack, cover loosely with foil and then put them into an oven heated to 400 degrees. Bake for 20-30 minutes, or until the bacon is done - cooked through and a little crispy, but not too crunchy.

And voila! Perfectly cooked Bacon Cheese Turtleburgers.

Recipe, experimentation and photos courtesy of
MRD, the Marquis de Meat.